Google Maps Is Clever!

Dear Pita,

I must say that this has been an odd week so far. Last night I could hear my parents talking about my grades, quite loudly in fact...and I thought to myself if I would run away, so I looked up instructions on how to get to a certain destination that will remain my "Plan B". I'm so glad Google Maps has routes for people who walk too. How clever! But it would take me a whole day AND 18 hours to walk there. I'd probably start late at night anyway. Would I get in trouble if I left home before I was 18?

Anyways, so I expected a huge speech about how stupid I am (other than the fact I pretty much have straight A's except for two classes...I has D's), but when I got downstairs my parents were all cheerful and it seriously worried me. I didn't know if they were just staying positive so that I wouldn't be a mess when I went to school or maybe I blew their anger out of proportion. Either way, I guess I'm glad I still got to keep my phone. Poor Kris was worried and I...called him during 5th hour. Oh, come on! Don't give me that look. It's Stagecraft, you know Gary doesn't mind. He was selling Prom tickets anyways.

Prom...God, need I say more? (Pssst, that answer is "No", Pita.)

I hope that Amelia throws Morp again, which is way cooler than Prom (since only cool people go to Morp), but I don't want to show up if I'm not invited (as I am not nearly as cool), and I don't want to invite myself, so I guess I'll just make plans to go to Target or something for late night sillyness (is it "sillyness" or "silliness"? It looks weird the other way). IF you'd like to come along it is most likely acceptable. You may also dress up, it's a free occasion. Manliness is required, grrrr..

Manliness, ah, what a pinnacle of humanity. That's not the right word is it? I found out today that I could never pass off as a guy, because my face is "too girly". Wait, are you saying I actually look like a girl? WHAT?!?!? When did that happen? I totally have a man face. Girls have cute little round faces with turned up noses, and long hair. I have a long face, a not so turned up nose, and short hair (for exactly the purpose of not attracting men, and yet I have a boyfriend...). Also, I do believe a defining factor in girls is boobs. Yes! I have said it! And to be frank, I don't really have any. You should know, Pita. I'm also really tall and "skinty" (says Kris, haha) and pretty much just a walking pole. No curves, no boobs, no big eyes, no round face...I am HE-MAN! Rawrz! Okay maybe that rationalization was a bit off, but I do make a much cuter guy, at least, you've said so. I've always wanted to marry a gay guy...haha, I kid, but they are awesome.

I can't wait for The Sound Of Music! Like, OH MY GOODNESS I love that movie. Except that we'll be doing a stage version, so it's not quite the same, I mean, I hope it's still a wonderful 3 hours of music and AWESOME! It is quite amazing that the person playing "Maria" is named Maria. It makes my day. Kris's mom absolutely loves The Sound Of Music. I hope they can come see it. Oh my, I hope I'm not being too creepy, please tell me if I should just back away slowly from that poor man!

But our Spring Break is in a couple of weeks, so that's good I suppose. Haha, actually, if you also have Spring Break that week, then I wonder if we can be all creepy and stalk Kris at his school. Don't tell him what day we pick, because I want him to go to school everyday. no skipping for you sir! MWAHAHAHAHAAAA YES, that's right, THAT'S riiiiiiiight. He needs to go to his graduation too so I can scream obnoxiously at him when they call his name. "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! KRIS TUCKER I LOVE YOOOOOOU!!!" "What?! Crazy white girl..." That's me...A crazy white girl.

Ah, sorry that was random. Yesterday Kris, Nick Jonas, and I were talking about Nick's graduation and how he wanted to be called Julian (his real name) after he graduated, to which Kris started calling him Julian just to annoy him. Haha, I love you guys.

But seriously, we need to do something silly this weekend. I'll be a bunny if you'll be a cat! It would be so much fun!! Please please please? ...Yay!

Oh yes, one more thing, if the Black Rock Shooter Nendoroid comes out (or another amazing Nendoroid), I'm going to attack you. Be warned...and prepared.

Happy Happy Times, okay?

Love,
Monchan